Subtitled by rakib00
Imagine this is your house.
The power is out, lights are dead.
Your little ones jumping down the hall crying out...
Mama, Daddy, come quick, I'm scared.
You need to get there very fast. You need a weapon ...
but, first you need a flashlight.
But it is dark, what you gonna do? How do you find?
I'll tell you how. The glow in the dark "flashlight.
Thats right folks. I'm Larry Daley, Daley Devices.
And we are gonna spend the next paid program rocking your world and I brough along a friend to do it. George Foreman, Ladies and Gentlemen.
fantastic Larry, fantastic. Isnt he fantastic, America?
But Seriously ...
Isnt it true that just two years ago you working as a night guard at some dusty museum.
That is true, two times world heavywt. Champ George Foreman.
I am just a regular Joe, with the flashlight, and a dream.
You mean a regular Larry?
But whats no joke, you are C.O. of Daley Devices.
Creator of such indenspensable items as the superbig dog bone.
You like that one? - The unlosable key ring.
Ow ya That one cetain.
And now your latest breakthrough. Say it with me, America.
The Glow in the Dark "flashlight.
If the price goes, you get to Daley Devices, how can I help you?
Gina, do that again, I dont trust his math.
That guy called again. - Again?
Larry, Huge news.
We have the Wal-Mart meeting.
No, when? - About three days.
Ok, Then we have lot of work to do.
Ok. Did you just hear me Wal and Mart together.
Ya I know its huge.
Take second to be happy about it. -Alright, Yee..
You sort of making fun of me.
You got it.
When they are gonna meet? -They want Friday morning, 10 am.
You know what? Cancel the tips for the electric saw thing with the propeller, then we focus out this, just this.
Ok my daughter's birthday canceled.
You can go to the home. I'll be very late. ok?
Hello. Excuse me.
Unauthorized personnel.
Ow, Its now Larry and Mr. Success story.
Come to one of your ***** I havent seen you for few months.
Yes, I've been busy.
What's going on?
Progress, so they tell me.
The future.
Behold, "Natural History".
Version 2.0.
Welcome to the Natural History Museum. Where history comes to life.
Step up and ask your question.
Ok. Where were you born?
Right Here in New York, Twenty Street. October 27, in the year of the Lord 1858.
Blah blah History History. Learning, Learning.
Changing America. One child at a time.
Thats great. you are adding new interactive exhibits.
No, Mr. Daley, not adding. We're replacing the old exhibits.
Where are they going? -Away.
All this junk. Diorama, wax works, chubby animals like this.
This ugly little monkey.
Careful. He is a cappuccino. --It is a monkey.
This is a rare breed. A cappuccino. Not just a monkey.
Monkey then I said monkey. Why be specific?
When you're throwing away a monkey, then you dont need the name.
Are you throwing him away, or moving him?
Who are you?
Let it go baby.
Who idea was this? -me of course. I am in the board.
Me and the Board. Mainly the Board.
Anyway, Why do you care?
No, just...People love this stuff.
People, Mr. Daley, love whats next.
You should know that. You left.
My situation changed. My business took off.
Yes, became a success. so why do I work as a night guard.
Where this guys going?
Deep storage. Federal archives.
Where is that? -Washington DC.
Smithsonian.
We gotta be something to do. --Its done.
They'll leave tomorrow morning.
Its over.
Buddy, How are you doing?
How you?
Do you want whats here?
I got something for you?
Are you stronger than me?
Is that all you can?
Lawrence, good to see you lad.
Yes, me too, Teddy. -- The guard from Brooklyn has returned.
Hey, Ak. You know what Feet told me what was going on here, I've no idea.
Indeed, lot of transferred Lawrence since your last visit here.
One would say that ...
Cricket.
Hey.. Little help over here.
Hey, fellows How are you doind?
Look who here...
The name Mr. Big in *** himself. Come back just in time to see us all.
Yes, Jed, I heard it. I do not even know how this happened.
Yes, a real mystery. how that happened.
May be the answers on that magic buzzing box in your hand.
You werent here, giganto. Thats how it heppened. its no mystery.
The fact is, Larry there was no one else here to speak on our behalf during business hour.
Guys, it's ok.
I'll call the board in the mornig, alright?. I have some pole now. I'll handle this.
You're gonna be ok here. -- 'We' did you hear that?
There have no 'we' ever since you put us on the painome island.
And that is cold place to be boy.
Larry, whats done is done.
Even the glory of Rome had to come to an end.
Would you please not look dramatically off in the middle distance when you say that?
Makes me feel worse. -- I dont know what are you talking about.
What are you looking? I'm over here.
The wall...
Guys, may be it wont be so bad.
Yes, you make a point. But this is the Smithsonian you are talking about here.
Dexter, you dont know that.
You're missing the point, Gigantor. They're shipping us out.
Larry, I know you are trying to make feels us better.
I can see that you genuinly slightly bothered.
But its never gonna be the same ...
All of us here together in this place. - ...never gonne be our home boy.
Jedediah, please ...
Lawrence, they are emotional times for us all.
But it is the last night, as a family.
And I dont want to see its **** selfpity.
So, who'll join me, for one final walk through this hallowed halls?
Lets go for a walk? --No.
I am just gonne **** self-pity.
Shall we?
Safe journey, dear.
Dexter, Do you need some help there?
Come on, no hard feelings, right?
Its gonna be fine.
Its almost dawn, Lawrence.
Yes, so where is your crate, Teddy?
I wont be making this journey, Lawrence.
Seems myself, Rexy, for few exhibits will be staying here.
For now.
Without the table?
In truth, Lawrence ...
Ahkmenrah's table, remaining here. with him.
What? --They're going without the tablet.
And I am afraid this night is their last.
You didnt tell them?
Sometimes its **** tell a small lie in deliver a painful truth.
Are you gonna be ok? -- I should do my best.
And who knows ...
sometimes the greater change brings about even great opportunity.
Look at you. You left this place, and create a *** life yourself
Yes, I guess so.
More than guess my friend.
You are an captain in the industry. The world lies at your finger tips.
It seems to me that you have everything what you wanted.
Ya, I know.
No, you dont
If I may lad, allow me to offer you one piece of advice.
The key to happiness ...
to true happiness is ...
I have this Japanese deal.
I am sorry.
The key to happiness?
See you, Teddy.
So they are gone? there's nothing you can do?
I wish it was man. I've tried everything ...
Talked to McFee, and the Board.
But they've shifted them out this morning. -- That's a lot of food, Dad.
Yes, Ed comes along.
I thought I had told you that. We have some things through.
So you are working tonight?
I used to work every night, remember?
That was the koolest job in the world.
Ya, well Kool doesn't paid for your 'Guitar God 6' or whatever.
Gigantor, its me, Jedediah.
Jed, how did you dial the phone?
Long story. The monkey has stolen the tablet.
And now ... --Whats going on?
Kamunrah.
Akhmenrah's step brother. He is here. And not a friendly.
I repeat, not a friendly. -- Is that Atilla, Jed.
Jed? Are you ok?
Hey, Jed.
What was that about?
I don't know.
Come on, I'll drop you to your mother.
What's going on Dad? -- Then I go to find out.
Ok, buddy, If he says that archive Smithsonean , where's exactly I going?
Thats the thing, Dad. The Smithsonean is in actulally 19 different museums.
They are divided on the Mail.
From the Capitol to the Lincoln Memorial.
Since they've got everything, Dad. They have cool stuff.
Nicky, please focus. In which museum is the archive set?
Not in, under. Its look like a run down in the entire Smithsonian.
If Akhmenrah's tablet is down there.
The biggest museum in the world is coming alive.
What the exact plan do you have, Dad? -- Don 't worry about.
You have no plan, do you? --Yes, I have a very good highly thought out plan.
You have no plan. -- Yes I have no plan. I'll call you when I am there.
Welcome to the biggest museum in the world.
Yes, I know that it is great.
How about those planes hanging from the ceiling, huh? pretty weird...
Hi. Excuse me, could you just help me to get to the federal archives?
Of course. Just be a historican document
I'm kidding. He isn't a type of it.
I am sorry sir, the archives are underground and there is a secure area.
Really? Properly secured so.
Thank you.
The gate of Kamunrah.
Kamunrah.
Hey, What? --What are you doing?
No touching.. -- No no I wasn't gonna touch it.
This is an ITT bro.
ITT? --Not to touch.
No, I do not want it ... --You wanted to kiss it.
Sorry. -- Get it on.
I stand there and wait the whole day ...
so that a girl like you to come in and put her precious nails all over the exhibits.
I am sorry The last time I checked I lived in a free country.
No, you don't. --No? No, this is the state of "Dont touch a thing right in front of me"
I am allowed to look at it here, ok?
S what happens when you touch it. --You threatening me, Brandon?
It is Borondin. -- Sorry. -- Borondin.
Brondin? -- Borondin.
Borondin. There were no 'u's' on your name plate.
I do not know? Were there no jokes, more jokes in the shop?
It looks like Borondin. -- I am not here for speech therapist, it's Brondin.
Borondin, ok.. --Have you never heard of that name before?
Borondin? No. -- Look most popular baby name in 1984.
Borondin. -- Ok, are you threating me, Borondin?
I do not know, am I?
Wow, it would be 9 volt. One of good pieces of hardware..
So sweet. Thats great.
Personally, I prefer the LED Maglite myself..
Do me a favor. --What?
Put your hands in your pockets, put your head to way down
and also be nice to people.
Great. But can I ask you something? --Yes.
Ok so just to be clear. So I cant do this, right?
Ok, Thats actually crazy.
Did you just make a decition to possibly end your life earlier than you're expecting? I'm gonna hit you with the flashlight.
Now you are threatening me. -- Do not touch me.
I'll touch you with my flashlight all day.
The flashlight, its meant to illuminate. -- I'll literally rent a camper ...
and we drove through America with my flashlight on your chest.
Dont do that. --Dont do what?
Once you want to see one more time?
Brandon Seriously, you've ... -- Borondin.
Borondin, you do not know who are you dealing with.
You do not know what that word means.
I have seen things that you can not propose. --What things?
I ga 't tell ...
unless you drop the flashlight.
But please you say, you are gonna say something kool.
Yes, you will not hear if you do not drop the flashlight
Kool?
That was actually very kool what you just did. -- Thank you.
No hard feelings.
Sorry. --I am sorry.
No, it was my fault. I touched.
No. It takes two opposite forces to constriction in..
You're just doing your job. Alright? Take it easy man.
That guy is great.
Okay friend, I am inside. --Great. Where are you?
North east corner of the castle.
Ok I need you to **** me to the archives.
Ok. At the end of the hall, turn right ...
and there should be a swing coming on you left.
I got it. --Its kind a maze down there.
The underground tunnels are connected to bunch of buildings. It could be complicated.
Then we better hurry, we've got 28 minutes before sundown.
Get down to B level, Then you are gonna take another left.
Nick, hello?
- Dad? --Nick, you ...
Identification.
Approved. Until soon, friend.
Yes, okay. --Yes.
Alright, where are you guys?
Oh, thank God.
You trouble maker, I deal with you later.
Do you speak French?
English perhap?
I am sorry, who are you? -- I'm Kahmunrah.
The great king of the great kings.
And from the darkest depths of the history ...
I have come back to life.
Perhaps you did not hear.
I am a century old Egyptian Pharaohs. I was dead.
But now I have come back to life.
Yes, I know, I heard that, I got that..
Welcome back.
Who are you?
Larry Daley, Daley Devices.
Something in New York. It is funny I actually, I know your brother.
Akhmenrah. -- Do you? --Yes.
He knows baby brother who The favorite son.
Yes, a good kid. -- That is certain.
Mother and Father gave him the best everything. And I do mean everything.
They gave him the throne. the throne which was rightfully mine!
He never mentioned that.
Well just bet he didn't. Now begins the era of Kahmunrah.
Because I've come back to ... Never mind, just hand me the table.
Dont give it to him, Gigantor.
Silence in there please.
Dont make me come in there. -- No, That would not be muzzle!
Look, the tablet is more powerful
that you Larry Daley of Daley Devices can possibly imagined...
that it bring things back to life to obtain, is only one part of the truck ...
I will be the gateway to the underworld open ...
and I bring my army here from the land of the dead.
So, if it is not too much trouble ...
Give it here.
Well, you go.
Wise decision.
Yes, I am sorry, I thought the cube that you wanted.
The cube?
The Cube of Rubik.
Well. What is the cube of Rubik.
Just a cube, the cube that all opponents to dust let perish.
I thought ... My bad though ...
your brother wanted nothing to do with have, he also wanted to play safe ...
you seemed to me as a lame duck, so ...
I am not my brother, Larry.
I will you and your friend in an instant murder.
Take me to the cube of Rubik again.
There it is. Open it.
Come straight to my table back I got your friends.
Take the engine. --What?
I said, take the engine. I love it!
Keep her right, I do the rest.
Now, attack!
What is the plan? --We are Americans ...
we have no plan, we act.
Hold.
See that? Always act then think.
That works every time, you are in good hands.
General, George, J, Custer the seventh cavalier.
At your service.
All good. Nothing. Go on.
Where do you go so fast?
Lady, can you go on the side? Who call you lady?
My name is Amelia.
Amelia Earhart, maybe you do I heard?
That famous pilot, or something?
Pilot? I was the first woman on the Atlantic Ocean is flown.
The first in the 'Flying Cross' was?
The first in a Gyrocopter all 48 states flew.
Maybe a little less frown.
Would you kindly want to be me to tell exactly where I am?
In the museum. Actually it.
I'm a little dangerous situation, so ...
you will probably want not even in my neighborhood.
You're fast. --What 's you, flyboy?
My name is Larry Daley.
Well, Larry Daley, in case you have not heard ...
I ga danger from the road.
And spears? Ga spears you can not from the road?
Come on, skipper.
Now we can create some fun.
98.99, bingo.
If a golden fleece.
Okay, troops.
The enemies have captured me and thus become my enemies.
A big mistake.
Well, this is the plan.
The third horn emits I will announce 'attacks'!
And at that point, we all from this box jump.
And attacks.
Surprise Effect.
What do you say?
You Chacachie zabaka.
So hot I do not. --Say yes to me.
No. -- 'Chacadimaia?
I know you're a famous General.
It is, I am an ordinary people like you.
But, if you attack screaming, warns that the enemy not that we are going to attack?
Yes, I think so too.
You seem to be very popular Mr. Daley why not just go by?
I can not run away, my friends down there, and I must help.
I have another way down found.
This is new.
It is good, I want you hurt.
I do not think they fear for you are Hr. Daley.
Barter? Thank you.
Ga back.
I will beat you.
How do you this?
I've never had a boy, a girls work done.
I have two years to a strain in Micronesia lived and hunted with a spear.
This Micro Eers had slower reflexes.
Come on!
This is a fun party.
Sorry.
Here, and that in 1945. Hello.
Dad, finally. I have the exact drawings of the archive.
If you go off the stairs ... --We are already on the stairs, Nicky.
So you have all found? Thus about.
Where are you from talking to?
Who is that? -- This is Amelia Earhart.
You have Amelia Earhart found? --Hey wait!
What a rush. Have you not heard? The war is over.
Sorry, those guys are chasing me. --What?
What I look after, to the history?
Which unit you Saturday? -- I come from Brooklyn.
What? Are you really?
Guys, they want my custom suits just because he is from Brooklyn.
Thank you ... Understood.
Sir, you forget you ...
What is this thing?
Sorry, I can.
Have you yourself, Mr. Daley?
Call me. -- Thanks for this.
You're a smooth Janus, or not, Mr. Daley.
Fast.
That worked. --What's next?
Listen, I'm the middle somewhere, which not your fight.
Because I am a woman, or not?
No, because I dead old pharaoh guy behind me to have ...
and I want to murder, in order to tafelt so that he can rule the world.
But because I am a woman.
You should listen, I is not now in that monochrome painting.
What? Black--white photo, you blockhead.
Listen, I can help you.
I want to help you, and not because I you can ...
so far I do not, but because I smell adventure.
And damn, I want to do.
Okay, but if something happens to you, give me not to blame.
What do I lucky.
I am Kahmunrah. I'm half God.
2nd grade, my mother's side. Ruler of Egypt.
The future ruler of ...
everything else.
I have lost men.
So I need some new generals.
For me to help these world to conquer.
Ivan the terrible.
Napoleon Bonaparte. And the young Al Capone.
The most feared leaders from throughout history.
Gentlemen.
It's great for you all to meet.
Same.
I just want you to me faith, and that I offer you the world.
Literally. Are there any questions?
I got one. Why you wearing a dress?
It is not a dress. It is a tunic.
This mode was, 3000 years ago. I assure you.
Are there any more questions? --Yes.
That dress that you will, we must there is a bear?
No, of course not. Have you not heard?
Did you hear me, I just told Mr.. Capone, that it is a tunic.
A very big difference. Are there other questions?
Questions that do not have the dress go.
Tunic.
Well, the moonlight is wasted and time is short.
Short, why are you looking at me if you recently said.
Sorry, that slipped out.
If we talk about world domination I am of course interested
But first let me clarify things so you know what you get.
People always say Ivan the Terrible ...
he is so awful, I'm so scared for him, he is so bad.
While in fact correct translation ...
Ivan the Great.
Ivan the Great?
That really jumps out.
But I was not terrible, in fact I was a very productive leader.
I did this close encounter by your questions.
Do you guys with me?
Yes, of course. -- Good.
Then Larry Daley of Daley Devices ...
and the golden table, back to me.
We bring you back to your friends Mr., Daley.
You should not lost as Amelia Earhart follows you.
Quick hide.
I find it fine, like me hold Mr. Daley.
I am sorry, I did not want to ...
Your legs are not mine deter since we met.
I have no word to mean.
I hear that now, or music in the air?
Angels, shut up.
These are Cupid's, Mr.. Daley Gods of love.
Shut up, we hide us.
Yes, as a woman.
Not subject to change.
It is not the theme. We hide us.
And so is that little mouse ...
in the clutches of the big cat.
You are quite busy with size, or not?
This is not the amount. --You say that I am a little mouse ...
and a large cat -- I'm the big cat.
No offense intended, but You are Napoleon ...
There is a building named after you. You are famous because you're small.
Na�ve American boy.
We do not soon do something together so it's not even an issue.
It is not heights but it is a plan ...
a brilliant plan -- So there is a plan.
Good tactic, Emperor.
If your friend just with my life.
I'm her boyfriend.
--No.
Just friends.
Yes, friends.
Acquaintances, good friends.
Were you friends at school ...
and you are afraid your relationship to destroy ...
when the other says it is more than friendship, you really like each other can?
Again, I do not understand.
Did you have a relationship as friends ...
and you are afraid your relationship to ruin by ...
against the other to say that you want to be more than friends, ..
you guys are like that.
No.
I love secret love affairs that is all French so,
Yes, love.
This way, if you die.
Yes. --Let 's go.
Wait, I go with you. --No.
Fighting is nothing for you
My hair is as tender accepted in Europe.
It is a guarantee for gold and paper money.
For the home I have a lok.
Listen, this rodeo clown can not pancake of a cow pies distinguished
And that boy out there risking his life for us now ...
The only thing we can do is help. What great help.
But we can not do as we are stuck. Either?
We must escape.
What is the plan? -- It's like a cookie or a Scone.
Breast up?
Ready? -- Ready.
What are you doing?
Walk quickly, I love them. -- I will not go away with you.
There is no time for drama, ga now!
Jedediah Oh, will you go.
These are no real rubies.
Ruby colored slippers with diamonds.
But, whoever you are ...
Archie Bunker, you had a whole comfortable throne.
Boss that we caught. When he wanted to escape from the hole.
One of his little friends escaped.
They are no greater than a small grain cous cous.
Or are you not? -- Two words come to me, as you talk.
Delusions, and strange.
And third, I would say, just stupid.
Let the old Jedediah out, otherwise he is angry.
Well played, Jedediah.
I take you seriously. It is so adorable.
Even if you threaten me, it's hilarious.
Is it just me, but you are so incredibly cute.
Wait, you have the right for me to keep ...
to torture me, but call me lovely. I'm not cute.
Relax, my friend. Stay alive ...
I will find you.
Gigantor, no.
Hello, concierge.
Nice to see you again.
If you do not mind, I take that on.
Thank you.
Finally, after 3,000 years ...
My evil army of the dead.
My beautiful, beautiful, army ...
is released.
I am afraid that mother and father, what have changed the combination.
I think that the whole underworld release done, not so good for you turns out.
That must be frustrating because you have thousands of years to wait ...
and you come back to life, and everything.
And you will not open.
Do not be afraid. I will have 1000 years wait if necessary.
Good, because in a few hours you will are in a frustrated position ...
frozen, and I walk with my friends than outwards, and that was it.
So, I have the whole night. -- Really? The whole night?
Well, he has not.
Put the cage open. --What do you ...
Touch me not. Abuse me.
Look, he has a small drift attack.
Jad? Non--squeak. that is not worth it.
Put him down. --You do not have to be afraid.
I will not hurt you.
I lied.
I do not think the whole night has Mr. Daley.
As it looks, I think ...
approximately one hour.
Get me out!
You, the night watchman. You know everything about this table.
Probably you are smarter ... if you like.
Maybe you know the combination maybe not ...
but I give you exactly one hour. If you that fails, I make your friends die.
And please do not escape, because I love you in the eye.
I do not even know how I should decipher?
Really. --What a shame now.
Your little cowboy friend, it seems as a small charming guy.
Well, Tik Tak, Mr. Daley. Your hour has begun.
You can do it, partner. I know you can.
Ga.
He does.
There you are. I made my already terrible worry.
I'm okay. Okay, what is the next step, partner.
I do not know. I this translation table.
Great. This guy again.
I do not want any trouble okay?
Look at that. These are fish not like the water.
Actually, it is easy during handling.
I am glad that you are happy.
Hello can you help?
Teddy. --Yes.
Maybe you can help us. -- Sure, but this first.
Those itching my nose makes me crazy.
I ask not happy, but I miss a couple body parts ...
Can you please just crabs?
Yes, of course.
Delicious. Another piece that way.
Great.
That was delicious.
Theodore Roosevelt, at your service.
The 26th President of the United States, Volunteer of the Cavalry.
Founder of the National park, and a lot of other things.
Have we already know?
No, that is another Teddy. We have one in New York.
Really? --Yes. --How is he, the other I?
Approximately the same.
Except ... -- Besides, what? Say it.
With a body? --Yes, he has a body.
That hurts. -- And a horse.
Sorry, we have so much translate of what is written in this table ...
can you read hieroglyphics? --Yes, lady.
That is easy.
Vogel, man with spear, fallen fish beetle vase.
And what does that mean?
It means, this is just a rough translation ...
a man with a spear, catch a bird and a fallen fish in a vase.
And there is a beetle.
I do not think so. --It is only one possible translation.
If you are the secret of the heart from the tomb of Pharaoh discovered.
Well, what does that mean?
No idea, I am the Sphinx? Why ask not for your own Teddy?
I think his greedy hands on that thing would impose.
Probably, the horse also still to lick.
Mr. Daley, we should to the statues. I think that there is someone who knows.
The guy we want, found here.
Good evening. --Hello, young lady.
Sorry, can we please continue?
That we can, but this is a rare occasion.
I mean, it was a Degas, Mr. Daley.
There is a small size into an hourglass ...
tomorrow should I go to the Wal--Mart meeting, I would be grateful ...
This way.
I think he have an idea about it.
Mr. The Thinker, sorry that your concentration disturb ...
but we have really the secret of the heart from the tomb of Pharaoh to see it.
I think ...
I think. --It does not happen to him.
You take me at least in the leg? Look at that once.
Buddy, here. This is serious.
Apparently it is a matter of life and death.
I tell you, what a matter of life and death ...
the beautiful women there.
Baby, look what I own affairs.
Firepower.
He is certainly no Einstein.
Biceps.
Hold on. From him I a few seen.
What? Little Einstein's. --Where?
There. The aviation department.
We must go.
What? --Nothing.
Why stare at you than to me?
I would not have missed. -- Well, we have to go because we ...
Why? --You talk too much.
I do not know why I did, Mr.. Daley.
It feels like I have slept long, and suddenly ...
I am awake. -- I know why ...
But I would really ... Again! Why?
Great. You guys are back.
Well. Great. The love song from "Titanic."
Good, but not really appropriate.
You state you do not really enjoy in life when, either, Mr.. Daley?
It is not really the choice of the song.
Besides, you sing a little false.
I think your great, you see there is beautiful.
Can you please fly away?
Our adventure goes on.
What did I tell you?
Enough.
I feel like ...
as a floating butterfly.
You are crazier, as a iguana.
Mr. Egypt, they have heard that we are on the from world domination, and want to participate.
I do not know who they are.
But here they are apparently also exhibited.
I did not even know what they are.
Sorry, but we are already full with bad business today.
Sorry. -- Come on.
I'm bad. I can show you how bad I am.
Be afraid of me.
Excuse me, I step in there. You see not really bad. A little ...
a bit moody.
What are you doing? What is that?
What is this? What does that mean?
I do not understand anymore. Take your breath now.
I can not hear myself think.
May I propose you something?
Simplify it. It happens here too.
You're bad, you are automatically you're a robot ...
And why the cape? We go to the opera?
I think not. -- Sorry.
Goodbye. --Attention.
He is off to that table.
Where?
He tries not to find the combination, he tries to escape.
Ga, everybody. Kill him.
Bring the table to me.
Come on, people, hurry, without the table, we have nothing.
Forces, ga!
You thought to escape me, or not, Larry Daley.
We are in trouble -- The problem, really?
If I talk now. -- That sound you even old--fashioned.
No, the road is obstructed by poor people, but what is nice to now.
The problem is that we do not in the aviation department to come.
You're right, we are in the sores.
Come on.
They say that good men this union.
I have promised to help get for Jedediah ...
and I will help bring.
This is ...
Who's there?
Jupiter, protect me.
Be very quiet.
They perceive any movement.
I was only talking to myself.
I am not a nut.
Here we are equally secure.
How long have you guarded antiques?
What? I do not work ...
I borrowed. I was a guard ...
there is New York. but that is a while ago.
Why are you gone? If you do not like?
No, I loved it. But things just went another direction.
What are you doing now?
I design a type of project.
And selling them. --You are an inventor?
I'm an inventor. I find things.
If a spaceship? --No. -- The submarine?
No, not a plane.
Smaller, more as a 'glow in the dark' flashlight ...
that was one of mine.
So this new job, like that right? --Yes, very good indeed. It is exciting.
What? -- I am a little confused, nothing more.
If you are not enthusiastic about why do you do it?
I am excited about it, I said ... -- I know what you said, Mr. Daley ...
but what I see before me is a man who has lost his enthusiasm.
I'm not lost my enthusiasm. I still have my enthusiasm.
You know why I am become a pilot? --No, I do not know.
For fun it is.
Why would I do something else?
Oh.
What is it with pigeons and all their poop.
More look, how the my union is made.
Stop, sir. I can not let go.
If you go away, then that many people convulsions in the body hunting.
Scare? I guarantee you I am not a freak.
I did not mean that you are a freak. Come here, baby.
If someone is a freak, you you, sir.
It is true that you are very small.
I mean for a normal average man.
What, why would you say something?
Because I honestly sense. --yes, of course, honest Abe.
Of course. Excuse me. Great.
Come on, Mr. President. Turn that man down and go back to your throne.
You are very polite. I will do what you ask. -- Thank you
It is this belief in the infinite possibilities ...
They are coming!
We would be very grateful if you could just keep quiet!
What?
Abraham, freezing! -- Freezing?
Freezing? I ...
Thank you. -- Sure.
Come on, let's go to air and space.
If I can be free? You two are a single couple.
No, we are not ...
We are not, and ... I never lie!
The truth is, you two are like any couple.
Thank you
Goodbye and good wife small, tiny man.
See if that Einstein can find.
A huge area.
DC is Arlon Space, we're back in the job.
The pilots Taskiki go again a time to their plane.
Can you stop telling all what we do? It ruined the moment.
The pilots Taskiki life at the moment.
I would like to thank you. What--or, master?
Many people thought of us that we could fly.
Thanks for sharing the moment.
Who is the first in Paris? -- Bet.
Not now. -- Around the pond then?
We gotta go. Not enough time, remember?
Sorry, it's in the blood.
There she is, Mr. Daley.
Bessy, the old family bus. This am I crossed over the Atlantic Ocean.
I think the Einstein here on this side.
Mission control, you can launch. -- Go. --Where are you?
No, we can not launch. We were not okay to go.
Do not go.
No, do not go!
Attention, start allowed.
We have permission to start.
Ten, nine, eight, seven ...
We will not launch! I repeat: We will not launch!
We do not go, we do not fly. We sit in a flying stage.
We are in the stage not to fly. we say good night. Over and out.
That was disappointing. -- Come on, I treat you to coffee.
Hey, space monkey?
Able! Okay, how are you?
Okay, so good. Ok.
You're a nice kid, or not?
Do you perhaps have any idea where bald figures are that Einstein?
Mr. Daley. I found your Einstein.
Gentlemen, we try the combination this table to discover ...
according to the inscription we find the secret in the heart of the tomb of the pharaoh.
That is easy.
The answer is already in demand. --What does that mean?
Decipher. It is a figure.
So a number. And the tomb of the Pharaohs, is a pyramid.
Do not you, boy? Your search for the secret number, in the heart of the pyramid.
This means that the answer is PI.
PI? -- 3.14159265 to be exact.
3.14159265?
No, 3.14159265.
Yes okay, 3.14 ... I see it, you nod, yes or no?
But you can only ...
Not to her.
Sorry, I see no difference.
I am a wobble head doll, that is the way that we love!
All together.
You can not all be Einstein, so ...
Me too, -- Okay.
Okay, the slightly slower? Ok!
3.14159465.
Well, 3.14 ... -- I get it. Thank you, Mr.. Einstein. -- Thank you
If the brilliant and famous General I am ...
I thought about what you said. And now I have a new and improved attack plan.
I will loudly announce that we not to attack ...
and then, now it is.
What the great Caster now say, I hope he is my friend.
Then we fall!
You did not have thought that you friend so would run away, either?
He comes back.
As sure as the moon shines the monkeys. He will come.
I would save my breath but if I were you.
Because you have not much more!
We have 10 minutes to Jed to come.
I think we have a good team, perhaps even more than one team.
Wait.
What is it? If you not nice to kiss me?
No. I thought that was it. Only the store hurt.
Do you not like me then? --Of course, you are great.
I think your great, there are only certain things that keep us from ...
You are not ... --What am I not, Mr. Daley?
Okay, you're made of ... -- Made of what?
Great things are made of, great things.
He is there.
Gentlemen, make sure that we get an advantage.
We will agree to do.
We have them.
No, this is the first ever made is ... of balsam and paper.
It is made of fabric, and good American ingenuity.
Ga you have it, or what about it?
Ga on the side! -- Really.
They escape.
Hang on, Mr. Daley. It is on the point should be interesting.
Mrs fly on the plane? Think again guys.
It is good!
What is it?
One of the wires is fixed, I will loose should take over the joystick.
No, I ... -- I know that you have enthusiasm possession.
With enthusiasm, you can not just aircraft driving, since you have a license is required.
Go ahead!
I want that joystick not.
Who would have thought that a plane was driving.
Able, open the doors!
Gotcha!
Up.
Amelia Earhart, God be with you. -- God be with you.
You look a little nervous out Roman Noodle.
For me this is a visit to a spa ...
Give you the courage already?
Not yet no. Let us look or you can make time fly.
What is that strange noise?
Stop! To this, Mr. Daley.
If you do not know how we have come in? --It is time to strengthen into disrepute.
For your little friend here, hope I you have the combination.
Give me Jed, No, first you give me the combination, and the table ...
I will give you the table as the combination to ...
Once you my friend released and gives me,
I let go, what I want to let go. At the moment, if I want to let go.
Well, I just let loose, if I want to let go.
Give me the combination, and the table now immediately, or I kill all your friends.
Then I start it with stiff man fear hare here.
I am not a mule. I assume this guy did!
Do not worry, I have this under control.
You want my friends to give back? Then you get your table together and not.
Well, I is not nothing Kamunrah reliable mentioned.
But the bloodthirsty Kamunrah that everyone kill, as they Kamunrah not give ...
what he wants, when he wants. And that is!
I would also like the combination, and the table now!
If you call them? -- The Egyptian is the shorter.
I give you the combination, after ...
If you touch it again, then I kill you immediately.
That is not to touch. -- Good.
I can not believe you still So issues.
I can not believe.
I would now like to murder. If you did not know the combination ...
than you were already dead. Incredibly dead!
But I know the combination did.
Do not pass this line! With your hand.
If you start talking ... If you now dare to speak ...
Then I kill you. You understand that?
Say nothing now.
I kill you if you start talking.
And give me that table and combination.
Ok. After you give me Jed and my friends free.
You've done all! You spoke to me and reached your hand out?
I can here the whole night with you to talk about it.
And what if I kill you now. What I really want them to be.
And I have exactly 5 seconds to give me that table and the combination to give?
We have the combination al
It is PI. 3.14159265.
Sorry.
This mad head here. He has sung ...
he has sung, as a canary!
Excuse me Larry. -- Enough. Remember what happened last.
That's it. -- Stupid man.
Are you okay? --Yes, thank you.
That must be a real setback for you, eh Larry?
Knowing that all your heroic efforts ultimately not have been.
You must now extremely feel disappointed.
Do you hear that humming sound mende?
You know what that sound means?
It is a rhetorical question.
That is the sound of the end!
Sorry, Jed. --You have done your best, Gigantor.
Damn, we almost had him!
I meant that I regret that I recent years have been in the museum.
Then it was probably not happened.
You do not either, Gigantor?
I can not call because we need your help , as we are a bit modest ...
the first time that I myself help out of trouble.
I called you, because you us needed.
This beautiful costume, which you that last years was ...
That was an empty suit, completely dead inside.
If you're not. And then there is something.
The night is not over ...
this little cowboy has night some advantages over ...
and I believe you too. Hurry now.
Welcome, little new edition the ruler of Kamunrah.
The fifth king of Egypt.
And now, war!
My warriors, come forward.
Send Mr. Daley and his friends, to damnation.
Halt!
The mighty Octavius has returned!
I row on the back of his world essentially dangerous.
I drive the squirrel!
Now my challenge woolly friend.
Quiet! Enter your honorable about?
Or will it finish with the shedding of your blood?
This is your rescue?
No, this is it.
What should it?
My name is Abraham Lincoln and you, sir, have now a problem.
Attack!
I hate pigeons.
Greetings, bird heads!
Wait, no.
Bye foreign bird heads.
Do not return to the underworld!
Yes I go back to the underworld, Thank you and good night.
This is odd.
It seems that my work is done.
Remember this guy. A house divided, can not continue.
Goodbye! --What now?
I'm not sure.
I would say, first, we again how he dies.
Kill him dead!
What now?
We do not attack, okay? --No!
Grab them.
Not afraid of Larry, I help Jedediah. You picked them from behind.
What are you doing? --Hide! We need you.
I am a failure.
Then you will not.
Bring you really 208 Americans to their death at the Battle of Little Big Horn?
No. --No, not at all good.
It is not good. Of course, one day ...
the truth is, I earn those stars not.
And I will always remain famous, my biggest failure.
Just let the past rest.
Now. This moment. This night. As you will be remembered.
This is your last performance.
They needed a leader. --Yes, they need a leader.
Will you be that leader?
Yes. -- Let's go.
Okay Okay.
Guys, this is not the moment ...
Dexter, you know better.
Good? That's as you do.
Stop! And listen.
You are both proud Capucijners.
You have your focus, at stopping the enemy.
Keep it together.
Jedediah, you have it. -- I ga not save.
I fear that the cowboy, the last dismounted from his horse is.
Octavius, think of me as I was.
Wild and free and ...
You have your last words yet to say.
I'm still not ready.
The story, about our relationship, the evolution from enemies to friends.
No! --You brought me to tears.
You will stay alive!
Let us work.
Grab a sword. Sword!
It is!
You save! --You fooled!
You save! --You fooled! 'Wunderbar'
How you doing, guys?
Are you okay? -- Better than ever.
Listen. If I know what open the gates.
I think you have a plan? -- I send them home.
The table. Now!
Well, you may have. Tell me who the boss is, then I give you.
Or give him first Kamunrah, who is your master.
No, he is not my master. --Well, if he does otherwise.
But tell me then who the boss is then you can get.
That's me.
This man is a scourge. I am the only noble birth.
Yes, but he has more medals and a larger hat.
You may have many medals, but as you touch the table again ...
is that the last thing that ever have touched.
Do not touch that little man on.
Hey. I can do to!
You could do nothing to you can hardly talk, you idiot!
No problem. You can get one. You see this?
Very clever! For now it is time to fight. Stand still.
I can not take the honor, it was the idea of Abraham Lincoln.
You know, a split house is not so good.
Yes, you did you bring in security, when you had the chance.
You do me great pleasure. Murder might help you,
What are you anyway?
I am the night watchman.
I would say that someone his master has found.
The Battle of the Smithsonian.
The biggest battle that the world has ever known.
We know that.
Still an hour until sunrise. You have to.
Have you forgotten? They want us there anymore.
Well, I do.
Can you give us a ride? -- Fully my pleasure.
Thank you. Just something to finish.
Come on, boy! Jump in!
Good.
You are welcome. See you later at sunrise.
These are indeed promising days.
Come on, guys! Stay with the group.
Now you're back where you belong.
Yes, excellent.
But I had to go.
Hey, Amelia.
What I tried to tell you earlier.
It is not easy so to say.
But tomorrow morning ...
I know what is to come, Mr. Daley.
I've always known.
But it does not matter.
You have given me the adventure a lifetime in one night.
And I have the feeling that is a beautiful sunrise.
Have some fun.
Thank you.
I do not know what you think, but cowboy who has at least kissed.
That is it. And where? -- Canada.
They fly to Canada.
No, it has adjusted the rate.
Down, boys. Ok!
Brave boy!
Lawrence, thank them back here.
I would say, well done.
And may I say that they are not forever in the basement to hide?
Yes, no. That was solved.
The sun comes up.
Your friend is right. The day to break.
Hey, Teddy! Remember Got something to say, the key to happiness?
Is that so? --Yes, what the key and ...
Then came the sun, and You froze.
I got that out, do what you like, with people you love.
Actually I wanted to say, physical exercises. But love sounds good.
Lawrence! Welcome home son.
Thank you.
Well, folks. The wait is over. After two months of renovation ...
tonight is the National Historical Museum reopened to the public.
As you can see, the interest is overwhelming.
Everyone is curious to the new attractions.
The extended opening hours until in the night ...
Is the museum vivid than ever before.
The uniform still fits after all these years. As long as ago--is not.
Where we have this triumphant Return to thank?
Not good enough for business? Fired?
No, actually I sold my business.
Guilt works in mysterious ways.
One day, we all ...
The next day, a rich anonymous benefactor ...
with a large sum of money.
And the condition that all remains as it was.
Well, not everything seems the same. --No.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am Theodore Roosevelt.
Nature Research and the 26th President of the United States.
Come here boy, the game begins.
Hey you 'Dum Dum, bring your Me "Gum Gum"?
My parents gave me this golden table 3000 years ago given ...
me and one of the most valuable possessions people entrusted to me.
Is that something? -- Something to do?
Yes, what is going on, if nothing does.
Actually, the magical powers and report all instances to life.
Really? What can say?
No, it is just for show.
I told you.
Stupid animal. That does not look real.
These computer animations. There is no bag to.
Mammoth, extinct?
This current technology, unbelievable. --It is real life.
Just great.
Would you like some longer, or you ga turn off if the worse?
I'll stay here. --Right, forever?
Well.
If you watchman ... --What?
The best ...
What say you?
You there, do not touch small.
I wanted you do not stare, but you seem much like a woman I know.
I hear that often. --Yes?
Yes, I think I have a face. --Yes.
You are not accidental family of Amelia Earhart?
No. --No.
No, I do not think so.
I mean, I do not know.
I just had to ask. Excuse me.
It was still the woman, who Pacific is flown?
The first one flew over the Atlantic Ocean is. And if the first was the Flying Cross.
That is great. --Yes, great.
You should certainly see the thumbnails.
Can you show me where that is? I always lost.
Yes, please.
Come on.
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